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PostSubject: How To Treat Grandma   Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:01 pm

How to treat Grandma

When Grandma visits you, my dears,
Be good as you can be;
Don't put hot waffles in her ears,
Or beetles in her tea.

Don't sew a pattern on her cheek
With worsted or with silk;
Don't call her naughty names in Greek,
Or spray her face with milk.

Don't drive a staple in her foot,
Don't stick pins in her head;
And, oh, I beg you, do not put
Live embers in her bed.

These things are not considered kind;
The worry her, and tease -
Such cruelty is not refined
It always fails to please.

Be good to Grandma, little chaps,
Whatever else you do;
And then she'll grow to be - perhaps -
More tolerant of you.

-- Anonymous
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PostSubject: Re: How To Treat Grandma   Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:15 pm

Enjoyed reading that,
“Don't put hot waffles in her ears,
Or beetles in her tea.”

:)
thanks Relax
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PostSubject: Re: How To Treat Grandma   Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:50 pm

ui thanks relax really enjoyed reading that thumbs up thumbs up
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